Yoga School Massacre by Simon McHardy and Sean Hawker
Harriet Hambeast, destroyer of buffets and proud member of HEFFER, Helping Every Fatty Fight for Equal Rights, is humiliated after causing a ‘toxic spill’ at the local yoga school.
The other students soon discover that there’s something other than food in Harriet’s sights now. REVENGE!
Stretched my cheek muscles with laughter
The story of Harriet Hambeast’s weight loss has more ups and downs than a buffet of narrative excellence (if that makes sense). Loved this one from Mchardy & Hawker, had me laughing the whole time and I’m always impressed with their ability to both push the envelope and tell a f’d up, well-crafted, well-written story. They’re the reigning kings of extreme horror humor. Check this one out!!
Calming and relaxing.....
McHardy/Hawker are back again and doing what they do best……grossing us out, making us want to vomit and generally just being horrifically sick and twisted! Harriet is morbidly obese, her doctor recommends she try yoga to help, so after an all you can eat chinese for breakfast, thats exactly what she does! After being given a special drink and getting a whole lot of humiliation, it turns out shes not made for yoga, and she is a pretty 'shit terrorist' too! So, after being arrested and fed up with being fat shamed, Harriet decides she wants revenge, and its a nasty revenge! But oh so satisfying!! This story actually started off pretty tame considering the authors, just for a second I thought I'd been sent the wrong file, but no, they were just lulling me into that false sense of security, before letting me have it, full throttle!! This is also definitely one for the slobbypoopoo fans! Disgustingly, brutally, and brilliantly hilarious!