


Everlasting Knobslobber by Jeff O'Brien
GRINDCORE SUCKS! ...now more than ever.
Local men are turning up dead all over town. It appears that their innards have been extracted from their bodies in a most unusual way. When this epidemic of high strangeness spreads through the grindcore scene, it's up to Tiger, Millie, and a local band called BEEFBLASTER to save the day. There might be a talking giant grouper fish involved as well.
Warning: Don't read this book if you don't like descriptions of boobs and dicks and basically anything else that is awesome, you irascible puritan.