Little Donkey (Fucked Up Bedtime Stories #2) by Peter Caffrey
BEDTIME STORIES: NOT FOR CHILDREN
Ten-year-old Arnold has a cuddly friend, Jimmy the Chimp. His toy ape is his companion, his fellow adventurer, and his advisor. No one else can hear Jimmy when he talks, and there’s nothing about modern life the chimp doesn’t know. Escaping from the world of Mummy and Daddy, the pair set out to have a series of adventures, aided by the fact Jimmy the Chimp is a Satanic necromancer.
Let their enchanting escapades relax and amuse you as you slip into a slumber filled with the sweetest of sweet dreams.
It’s Christmas, and the children in Arnold’s class are invited to deliver the local nativity play in the town square. When Arnold lands an unexpected role, he spots the opportunity to pull a top-class prank. However, the fallout creates a cluster-fuck which even Jimmy the Chimp might not be able to save him from.
Better Than Gas Station Dick Pills!
First it was sweet, innocent pussycats, now Arnold and Jimmy go and mess with the donkey that they’re in charge of for their school’s nativity play. Have you ever watched Scary Movie 4? Well, the donkey pulls a Charlie Sheen and ends up hard as heck and hung like a… well donkey. That donkey really took the “fucked up” literally, literally and figuratively! The story is hilarious, I wish I had someone reading this to me before bed!
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Another great naughty schoolboy story. What a day of naughty bonking. It's like 'Just William' or 'Jennings' but with COCK!
Well, Peter is nothing if not consistent with his books!! Vulgar, disturbing, bizarre and fucking hilarious!! I loved this one as much if not more than the last one in this series and I cannot wait to read the rest!! Also, the audio is brilliant!! Cockney regalement at its finest!! I ❤ PC 5/5 cheeky monkeys