Big Ben (The Smalls Family Stories IV) by Ash Ericmore

Ben got his nickname, Big Ben, for obvious reasons. But like most of the rest of the family he’s renowned for other things. He’s really good at making balloon animals, yeah? He’s out entertaining the kids at a Welsh Mafia bash, when he gets the call to take down Chenko. Do Uncle Daddy a favour.

Only problem is, Ben can’t get the grease paint off.

Then everything gets worse. There’re mental patients everywhere, the New Kitten Militia is involved, and a nurse called Doris. And Ben’s still in his fucking clown makeup.

Would you Adam and Eve it?