A Kaiju for Christmas (Southern Discomfort 10) by Ezekiel Kincaid
It’s time for a little Christmas chaos, Zeke style!
What better way to ring in the holidays than with a Kaiju! In this latest entry of Southern Discomfort, Zeke gives us a blend of madness, Lovecraftian horror, and some Kaijus!
Dr. Elon Constantine has searched for the elusive “eternal eye” for most of his life. He lost his job, his family, and even his standing at a prestigious university. All to follow the warnings of The Seven Thunders, an ancient document he found on an archeological dig in Ephesus. Its contents warn of a cylinder crashing to earth that will release gargantuan creatures in judgment on humanity. Is it divine revelation or madness? All will be made clear on Christmas day.
A Kaiju for Christmas is a creature feature oozing with blood, chaos, and carnage. Get it now for only FIFTY CENTS on GODLESS, and make this Christmas UNCOMFORTABLE!
All I want for Christmas is a Kaiju!
Lord knows all I want for Christmas is a Kaiju of my own but I'll settle for a beautiful articulated story about one. As we fall into the madness of Dr Constantine (also love the name, all the Hellblazer love). The ominous tale of a world being cleansed by the Seven Thunders and the appearance of a giant eye. Well, count me in! Loving the religious horror/occult vibes, eerie setting and intensely fascinated character of the Dr. But there is also some kinda dark comedy in there from the others at the mental institute. One line broke me instantly as all hell broke loose, and Constantine is raving about being worthy. Another patient pops up and goes “This man speaks truth! I know! My pecker gets hard anytime someone speaks truth!” Not gonna lie a little part of me was sad to see the Rod of Truth go. But the carnage that unfolds is straight out of a Godzilla movie which made me love this even more. I couldn't help though but think of Sam Neil, especially with what Constantine does to the orderly. Of course if you are familiar with the Southern Comfort Series by Ezekiel, you will be happy to hear that Tetromet makes an appearance. All the big monster horrors you could want are in this short sharp Christmas treat.
Kaiju Christmas Chaos!
Have yourself a merry Kaiju Christmas and check this story out! This one was a fun one! I enjoyed the story line mixed with the creatures as well as the main character, Dr. Constantine. Very Lovecraftain in places, with a document that makes a person go insane when they read it. There were some great scenes in the mental hospital but my favorite was the man with the "rod of truth". I laughed out loud over it!. Great mix of blood, chaos, and creature destruction.
Crazy And Fun
Forget about Father Christmas, ignore reindeer, put aside snowmen. What you really want for Christmas I the craziness and calamities of Kaiju! 4 stars
Crazy And Fun
Forget about Father Christmas, ignore reindeer, put aside snowmen. What you really want for Christmas is the craziness and calamities of Kaiju! 4 stars