Zombie Santa Claus: Santa Jaws Edition Edition by Astrid Addams
This Christmas, the old dude with the beard isn’t going to make it. But fear not, Santa Jaws is coming to town.
I hope you’ve been good and treated each other well… because if not, hundreds of teeth could be coming for you.
Claire, a single mother who has been forced into some questionable life choices, will soon come face to face with Santa Jaws. How much blood will be spilled come Christmas morning? Will Claire and her morbid daughter Tilly survive the bloodbath
In accordance with Santa Jaws’s wishes, all proceeds will be donated to Bacchus Residents Rescue charity who work to rehome abandoned exotic animals.
CanadaDa Dum
Heart warming and blood boiling. Great short!
United StatesNever bang your landlord
A first from Addams that I have read but not the last! What do you get when your live in male friend was a serial killer, you are forced to move to a sketchy neighbor, get mixed up with the neighbor loan shark, have to fuck him to keep some money, and your daughter gets a new “toy” from what possibly could be a drug lord? Well, you get this short from Addams! How she spun such an amazing story in only 17 or so pages is astounding! I can’t wait to read more from her in the very near future! 5/5 Fuck Bill that sack of shit.
Brilliant and messy fun
I received a free copy for an honest review. It had me laughing out loud, but it's also deliciously messed up (as you would expect from Astrid Addams). A quick festive read that will give you nightmares.