The Armadillo From Hell by C.D. Kester

The Armadillo From Hell is a completely serious and totally non-satirical tale of a ten foot armadillo monster named Chad who is not viewed so friendly by the religious establishment. With the help of his friends, Wet-Boy, erm… I mean, Derek. Joel… well that one gets a little bit hairy. And of course, Mary Celeste. Who is in no way named after a cursed ship from the 1800’s. Chad the armadillo wants to prove that he is, 

A.totally not from Hell, and
B.that Hell doesn’t actually exist.

So come along on a light-hearted, yet delightfully blasphemous tale of religulousness and persecution.

Novelette, 32 Pages.