The Antichristmas Present by Kevin Sweeney
FUN FOR(OR WITH) THE WHOLE FAMILY!
Oh man, Sweeney is a fantastic bizarro author. I can't even begin to imagine how his brain works. These are some of the most off-the-fucking-wall stories. He's turned the tables and flipped everything on its head. You're in for a wild ride with this collection of shorts. I loved them all