The ADHD Vampire by Matthew Vaughn
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The ADHD Vampire - Aboard the U.S.S Exciter is Horace Dracul, the half-brother of the legendary Dracula, and he dreams of reaching the shores of a country where the blood flows like wine, and bright, shiny lights are seemingly infinite. However, another member of the Exciter’s well-aged population has some secrets of her own: Martha—retired cyborg and ex-spy.
The U.S.S. Exciter will host an orgy of violence and sex toys, and an easily-distracted vampire named Horace might have himself a bloody-good time.
Four Wheels on the Open Sea - A short story featuring Horace Dracul, originally published in the anthology The Classics Never Die! Edited by Matthew and Edward Vaughn.
Martha - This novella, published here for the very first time, serves as a prequel to the ADHD Vampire and features our hero Martha. Here we have a much younger and sexier version of our heroine, in an action packed spy adventure!
United StatesA wild ride!
I grabbed this book because of the title and because I enjoyed other books I've read from this author. What a wild time this book is. I want to say a lot but I don't want to spoil it. I'll just say it brought back memories of when I worked in a photo lab back in my 20s and unfortunately saw pictures of a naked senior citizens cruise. Thanks for that Mr Vaughn! Horace is the most wacky and endearing vampire I've ever read about. You get blood, you get comedy, you get geriatric orgies. What more could you want? This is bizarro at it's best.
United StatesOh shiny!
All aboard the U.S.S Exciter! A cruise just for senior citizens—very horny senior citizens. A rendezvous goes wrong when two horn dogs awaken Horace Dracul! Unfortunately, he is on the wrong ship, but he will make do with what is around him. And for him, everything around him is a distraction, especially shiny things. While he thinks he has easy prey on this ship, he doesn't know that a half-cyborg retired spy is on board as well. This story was an absolute blast. It was so much fun. Blood, guts, and absolute lunacy Not only do you get this great story, but the Deluxe Edition comes with two bonus stories! Four Wheels on the Open Sea and Martha Both of these stories are top-notch. If you have read The Sexual Avenger, Martha is a story you cannot miss. Check this one out; it's a great time. 5 severed fingers out of 5
United StatesSeniors Have All the Fun
Matthew Vaughn is back! As I have said before, Vaughn does a stellar job in writing in tons of horror sub-genres. Here he gives us horror comedy that is perverted to the max! Sex, violence, adult diapers. It is all here! Buy your ticket to this new ride brought to you by the sick mind of Vaughn.