Soxorcist 2 by Jamie Kort

The Soxorcist is ill. She wants to vomit and there is pain in her belly as if something is growing inside her. If she wasn’t a sock puppet she might think she was pregnant, but sock puppets can’t get pregnant, right… riiight???

Momma shoulda stayed home..

Exorcist
A human who expels or attempts to expel a supposed evil spirit from a person or place. This is just made up stuff for films, because the way the evil spirit is actually driven out upsets people (see below).

Sexorcist
A human who expels or attempts to expel an evil spirit from a person by copulating with them in a ritual called a sexorcism.

Soxorcist
A sock puppet who expels or attempts to expel an evil spirit from a possessed sock by initiating a sensual, needle-fucking ritual called a soxorcism. There are a surprising amount of fluids involved in a soxorcism.