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Santa Muerte Claus by R.J. Benetti
Santa Muerte Claus by R.J. Benetti
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Santa Muerte Claus by R.J. Benetti

R.J. Benetti

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The Winterbottoms have all of the money in the world, to buy all of the material goods they could ever want. Yet none of that seems to matter, because a grocery store Santa with a vendetta has shown up on their doorstep on Christmas day, looking to take their lives. 

*This is an extreme slasher novella, due to its contents, it may not be recommended for all readers.*
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SA
12/20/2021
simon a.
Australia Australia
I recommend this product

Deck the halls with buckets of gore

Benetti doesn't hold back in this festive splatter novella that's sure to ruin your merry Christmas.

SH
12/20/2021
Sean H.
United Kingdom United Kingdom
I recommend this product

Christmas Carnage

Delightfully manic and filled with so much mayhem and debauchery I worry about the author’s sanity. I’ve also learned not to piss off a Mexican Santa.

L
12/13/2021
Linz

Bad Santa

This was both hilarious and completely blood soaked. If you want a killer Christmas story R.J is definitely your man for the job.

BG
12/11/2021
Brian G.
United States United States
I recommend this product

Ho-Fucking-Ho-Fucking-Ho!

This is my first read by Benetti, and I can assure you it will not be my last. I'm not much of a reviewer, but I will say that this book delivers one sick fucking Christmas. With extreme detail dusted with dark humor, I was fucking rolling! seemed like my face was redder than Santa's fat dick most of the time. A seriously morbid Santa. With elves, buckets of gore, and plenty of nasty, do not miss this piece! A perfect read for the holidays- one of the most extreme I've come across. 5 Meemaw's for this one! Great work Benetti!

CM
12/11/2021
Corrina M.
United Kingdom United Kingdom
I recommend this product

Ho, Ho, Holy Shit!!

HO, HO, HOLY FUNKIN' SHT!! What an absolutely, hilarious, sick, twisted, brilliant bloodbath of a ride that was!! Santa is a completely messed up sadist, the elves are utter w‍♂️‍♂️kers (literally), and this story is utter depravity! It just kept getting worse....in the best possible way! But it's so, so darkly funny too! I was literally howling at certain parts of this book! Like, how Santa got his beard for one(FUPA!).... A festive, fun-filled, tale of carnage!! Loved it!! 5/5