Origami For Virgins - The Infernal Fold by A. Cunt

Practise the ancient art of paperfolding with Master Knuckler Alfred Cunt, the granddaddy of the family. He is a blind old Cunt now, but has the fingers of a maestro still. He keeps them dipped in the family mix. (You know what I mean). But for one night only he has been coaxed to reveal some old secrets of the fold. Magical Origami is here for the first time, revealed and practised. The Cunt family are very handy, you know.