Night of the Blood Cum by Ezekiel Kincaid

Ever wonder what would happen if the jizz of an ancient, evil Warlock dripped onto a Ouija Board? Ezekiel Kincaid did, and this is what he came up with. In Night of the Blood Cum, an evil sperm monster is released when the happy juice of an age-old Warlock splashes onto a homemade spirit board. The flesh eating cum has its sights set on Nancy, a waitress at a truck stop diner who is known for her “extracurriculars.” The only hope to save Alabama from complete impregnation is a down on his luck, white trash redneck named Jim. Guided by the ghost of his dead buddy Earl, Jim must find a way to sterilise the monster before it gets inside his girlfriend, Nancy. Fans of Tucker and Dale style horror comedy will bust a nut over Night of the Blood Cum.