My Dildo is a Serial Killer by Simon McHardy and Sean Hawker
Christina is overweight and unhappy. Searching for momentary relief from the painful monotony of her existence, she finds herself browsing the wares at the local sex shop. It’s here that Christina happens upon the company of Terry, the spirit of a vicious serial killer trapped inside a giant purple dildo.
In exchange for naughty favors, Christina agrees to keep Terry supplied with fresh victims. Fueled by her insatiable lust, the two embark on a wild murder spree that quickly spirals out of control, culminating into a final, jaw-dropping climax revealing the true intention behind Terry’s selfish bloodlust.
United StatesBrings new warning to the word trigger
Horror Bookworm Reviews https://horrorbookwormreviews.com/ Christina experienced an extremely abusive childhood consisting of physical and emotional trauma resulting in long term effects, eventually scarring her adult life. She unexpectedly stumbles across a peculiar piece of sexual equipment that promises a wealth of ecstasy and satisfaction in return for questionable fiendish services. Will Christina face her demons and overcome temptation, or will she make a deal with the dildo devil. A 16 inch purple dildo takes the leading role of this pulsating piece of floozy fiction brought to you by none other than Simon McHardy & Sean Hawker. From a church’s charity drive to a sexual sinner’s confessional, these two taboo authors know how to break every Kama Sutra carnal sin known to man. This novella combines violent carnage, morbid men of the cloth and sexual comeuppance like a burger, shake & fries combo meal. The blood, gore and sex flow from page to page like a holy water splashing priest. Each kill brings a new warning to the word trigger. McHardy & Hawker provides a satisfying plunge into the reanimating of inanimate objects. Their unusual method of storytelling is a fun encounter with inappropriate behavior and numerous sins of lust. Warning: Must have an open mind and sense of humor to appreciate. May the power of Christ compel you to purchase this chainsaw wielding wealth of creative writing. If your local gas station bathroom stall doesn’t have - For A Good Time Read McHardy & Hawker - please grab a sharpie and add it to all the other featured art provided. This book comes with a Horror Bookworm Recommendation seal of approval.
CanadaDefinitely A Wild Ride
This was intense. The length this poor woman will go for a lay. I sympathize. I mean. Um. I’m shocked. Fantastic story of desperate depravity. �����
United StatesYou Said You Were A Genie!!
What do you get when you cross a possessed dildo with a fat lady in desperate need of a good lay? This crazy freaking book! Christina is a big lady who just wanted to buy a dildo, but instead a talking dildo lied to her about being a genie (the nerve!) and convinces her to pay for sex with some good ol’ brutal killing. The kills are very creative, the story is filled with humor, and the dream pairing of McHardy and Hawker does not disappoint. Those orgasms must have been something completely out of this world to make Christina go on a killing spree with barely a fight.
United StatesExtreme Horror Fans Only
I read this story in one sitting. It starts out with a shocking wtf-did-I-just-read and never lets up. Extreme Horror fans only because this is a graphic and brutal tale. But it’s more than that. Simon, Sean, I see what you did. I could go on and on about the sick humor, car-wreck-fascination-inducing brutal sequences, surprisingly developed characters, and clever plot, but suffice it to say those things are all done and done well and flow at a good pace. It’s a gruesome, engrossing story you won’t want to put down (because what’s next and how in the world is this going to end?) However, the underlying premise is what really got to me. At its heart, this is a story about a woman who has been bullied and abused her entire life. It’s about her willing and headlong descent into madness. It’s about the dark side of madness and how madness opens one up to darkness. It’s a sick, twisted, gruesome, graphic, gory statement about abuse and insanity told in the language of the Extreme Horror subgenre of horror literature. Well done, gentlemen. Well done.
100mph ride of carnage!
O....M....G!!!! These two do not hold back at all, straight in with the hilarity and nastiness, plenty of bodily fluids as always, from semen to shit and absolutely everything in between!! This is 100mph of McHardy and Hawker at their finest/grossest!! It's absolutely disgusting, horrific, and brilliantly humorous, which is exactly what we want from this pair - and always what we get! From start to finish was jam packed with vileness - and that finish was complete bloody carnage!! Utter, utter brilliance once again boys- thanks for the ride!! 10/5 serial killing eggplants because there is no dildo emoji (Why not??) ����������