Mr. Durty by James Oliver

Warning! The following novella contains extremely graphic content. Mr. Durty is a very bad boy and performs many heinous acts. Every sort of filth! Do not read this book if you are easily shocked or offended.

Mr. Durty defiles your house and everything that’s in it.
He clutters and contaminates. He’ll push you to your limit.
Covered in lice, he reeks of shit; Mr. Durty revels in it.
Soiled clothes, full of holes. With his disease you’ll be afflicted!

Mr. Durty maims and kills.
Dirt and grime and bloody spills.
Guts and feces on the wall.
Mr. Durty does it all!

Mr. Durty causes pain.
Dogshit, blood and mustard stains.
Mr. Durty never rests.
Mr. Durty is a pest!

Mr. Durty loves disorder.
Mr. Durty is a hoarder.
Fox piss and fermented fish.
Creating turmoil is his wish!