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Glock Lollipop by Merrill David
Every year an undeniable allure draws over a million people to the ‘Big Easy.’ Folks flock to New Orleans en masse for its distinctive Jazz music, to taste the beloved Creole cuisine, and take in the carnival-like atmosphere surrounding the annual ‘Mardi Gras’ celebration. This city also takes pride in the fact it has the knack for making visitors feel DIRTY; not necessarily in a bad way.
New Orleans native, Army combat vet and PTSD sufferer Billy LeBlanc returns home only to make a disturbing discovery. Several days following the big festival, a sizable group of strange ‘guests’ never left. Suddenly, the ‘Big Easy’ is inundated with reports of missing persons, frightening abductions by eerie and mysterious creatures, and a lot of REALLY BAD NEIGHBORS.
As Billy and Carlos, the kid next door, take it upon themselves to save their hood, they delve deep below the surface to discover an evil underworld of dark magic and evil THINGS. Seriously outnumbered by these wicked beings and with the big Freaky Fourth Festival soon approaching, will our heroes survive the New Orleans nightmare? Can they rescue one particularly conflicted Catholic nun named Christina as well as their city from all becoming SHINY HEMORRHAGING PEOPLE?
SUCK THIS. GLOCK LOLLIPOP!
WARNING; this short story contains graphic sexual situations and violence which many might find offensive. HOW MANY LICKS CAN YOU GET IN BEFORE THE POP?
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United StatesPop!
Well that was a strange but enjoyable read. It was vile, filthy, humorous, and some of it was over the top. Once again Merrill does not disappoint.
United StatesGlock doesnt disappoint. Fuckkk
wow. Body snatchers, body count like crazy. good story and nice friendship between vet and neighbor kid. loved it. merrill killed it again
United StatesFun story!
If you're looking for a weird story that's as crazy as the title makes you think it is, then look no further. Not sure what I was expecting but it wasn't this. Humorous, disgusting and kind of like a comic book without the illustrations, I enjoyed every word. A little disappointed there weren't clowns though I kind of thought there would be, but I got over it.
United StatesBang Bang
Fun, original, fast paced, a straight up wild ride, and damn that ending! Merrill David nailed it!
United StatesFun, Quick, Action Packed!
First, let me just say that Merrill David has one of the most demented minds I have ever had the pleasure of diving in to! And believe me when I say, I mean that in the BEST possible way! Glock Lollipop was a fun, quick, action packed read full of some of the most grotesque descriptions of brutality and death and well, just all around exciting stuff! I absolutely loved the “side-story” of the relationship that developed between a kick-ass veteran with PTSD and a lonely foster child. Oddly enough, despite the main objective they shared, the relationship that gradually developed was heart warming! (Leave it to me to find the sweet part of such a bloody story.) Add to that the fact that I learned the names of far more weaponry than I even knew existed, and I couldn’t put it down until I finished the last word. As always, another fantastic story by a killer author.