Clusterfuk by Merill David - JULY 1st

The term ‘cluster’ is often used when spiders are touching or in close proximity to each other. Meanwhile, when humans are ‘close and touching each other,’ one thing can certainly lead to another. 

Virgil Pentegrass, along with his co-workers such as conjoined twin sisters Mona and Gabby, are trapped in their local SuperStore, which has been overrun by killer Brazilian Wandering Spiders. The arachnids are known for their venomous bites which can cause painful long-lasting erections and / or death. Destiny led several customers; including a cloistered nun named Christina, to the same predicament as well. Tempers soon flare and the quarantined humans are about to erupt in more ways than one. When some opportunistic fun seekers orchestrate a frivolous sexual soiree, the fun is overshadowed by mayhem and even murder. And with the gaze of a thousand watchful eyes glued to the humans’ every move, the entire scene has turned into, you guessed it;  A CLUSTERFUK!