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Beast of Burden by Sean Hawker
Beast of Burden by Sean Hawker
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Beast of Burden by Sean Hawker

Sean Hawker

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From the "Archbishop of offense" HAWKMAN comes a 5,000-word retelling of the Nativity Story from the perspective of the loveable and irreverent donkey. This is a sacrilegious short story with a big heart and blackened soul. It may be blasphemous but all sales will go to charity.

Godless Earworm. Ebook + Audiobook bundle. Read by Peter Caffrey!

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MH
04/28/2022
Margaret H.
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Christmas Is Cancelled

This was not what I expected but who doesn’t love a horny donkey causing a Christmas massacre. Poor poor Mary. As disgusting as I wanted. Well done Mr Hawker again.

KS
02/23/2022
Kevin S.
United Kingdom United Kingdom
I recommend this product

Jackass Anno Domini

Whilst I did enjoy this story I have to object to the historical inaccuracies it contained. Now, I distinctly remember being in the Nativity play in primary school, as a matter of fact I played one of the cowboys, and I do NOT recall there being either a self-aware donkey with a foul-mouth OR a violent bloodbath. In fact, let me just grab a Bible and I'll quote a bit from the relevant passages detailing the birth of Jesus... ... Okay. Well, I just had a quick flick through, and it turns out that there weren't even any cowboys present either, so I guess that means the whole thing is up for grabs and my childhood was a lie. Touché, Hawkman.

L
02/22/2022
Linz
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Not The Little Donkey We All Grew Up Knowing

Oh we’re all going to Hell for this one. This has to be my favourite Hawkman story. I laughed so hard. Poor donkey just wanted to be treated with a little humanity. I'm glad he fucked their shit up. Team Donkey.

RB
02/20/2022
R.J. Benetti
United States United States
I recommend this product

A sick, hilarious reimagining of the nativity scene!

This is a really fun, action-packed, quick read covered in chewed off faces, donkey jizz, and blood. Always enjoy Hawker’s stuff and this one is no different! Caffrey’s brilliant audio rendition brings the debauchery to a whole new level, in an already epic and grossly satisfying tale. 5 stars!

SM
02/20/2022
s m.
Australia Australia
I recommend this product

Hawker sells his soul

I begged Hawker not to do this on the pretext some things should be sacred. He told me to feck off and that I wasn’t his Mom. So here you have it, the nativity scene, if Sean Hawker had possessed Mary’s donkey and downed copious amounts of Viagra and cocaine and gone on a naughty rampage.