It's so hard to keep up with the current trends in this new undead world. One week it's cool to go natural and stink to high heaven, the next it's all heavy perfumes and loads of makeup to look "alive". It's hard to know what to do and how to make it in this new world, especially when you're the only living being and everyone around you, everyone you ride the trolley with, everyone you work with, would eat you as soon as find out you've got a beating heart!
