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Wanna be a winner and support indie horror at the same time? If so, I need a hand.
THE TOXIC AVENGER UNRATEDΒ hits theaters in a week. August 29th.
So, I made a bunch of limited stuff. None of it is EVER going to be available for purchase, and it's swag you're going to want (see pics).
Bottomline. I'm giving this shadow gear away to the most badass guerilla marketers in horror.
3 SDCC Toxic Avenger foam fists.
3 bootleg Toxic Avenger ringer shirts.
Only 12 will EVER be printed. EVER.
3 bootleg Toxic Avenger skull & mops snapback hats.
9 total chances to win.
As if that isnβt enough, I might even throw in a massive Toxie flag and an official Toxie popcorn bucket (unboxing tomorrow).
Here's what I need from you.Β
Hit the streets. Go promote the movie however you want. You don't need to spend a cent. As a matter of fact, you can do quite a lot of βgood deedsβ with a Sharpie and a can of spray paint.Β
DISCLAIMER: I'm not telling you to vandalize or deface property. But, if YOU want to, that's on YOU.
This isn't limited to irresponsible ideas, however! If you have a great idea for a video and you get a bunch of people to watch it, that counts, too.
Last weekend, I walked all over LA and put xeroxed fliers that said, βTOXIE CAN'T AFFORD THIS ADβ on every bench, bus shelter, and poster that was advertising a studio movie.Β
This weekend, I'm going to hit a new route with βHELLO MY NAME IS TOXIEβ stickers and slap them everywhere.
It's about making noise. Period. So, be as creative and lowbrow as you want.
Since there are quite a few loudmouth vandals in our community, you can come up with better ideas than that.
The fact is, we don't have bloated studio marketing budgets. On top of that, some turd leaked the Monster Dong scene on Reddit last week. So, some theater chains allegedly think THE TOXIC AVENGER UNRATED is some monster body horror porn.Β
We helped make Terrifier 3 the biggest unrated movie EVER. Let's be loud AF. Again.
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Share this, please. Let's paint the US green!Β
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