Popsicle Man by Merrill David

(Based lightly upon actual events) 

Chuck and his buddies are typical dudes; they love football, hot blondes, good smoke, and booze; but not necessarily in that order. With their favorite team in the big game, the boys go to their local Hootie’s Sports Bar hoping to score. But by halftime, a sudden blizzard slams Kansas, resulting in an uncanny hard freeze. Frustrated by the chill in the air and the ice water in his veins, Chuck is suddenly distracted by an alarming altercation in the parking lot. That hot young waitress he’s been eyebanging the whole first half is being attacked!

Chuck dives in, completely unaware of what waits. Lurking in the shadows is everyone’s worst nightmare; a legendary creature known for its brutal slayings of livestock as well as humans. This bipedal beast isn’t affected by the extreme cold at all. Additionally; IT’S HUNGRY.

Can Chuck save his frosty fair maiden, scantily clad in orange? Will his day be made if he gets laid? Will there be a steamy sexual encounter with the woman under the bridge or will our hero succumb, cockblocked and cold? Or worse? 

WARNING; this short story contains repulsive, graphic sexual situations, as well as disgusting and disturbing violence that many readers could find offensive