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Gob & Nob by Simon McHardy
Gob & Nob by Simon McHardy
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Gob & Nob by Simon McHardy

Simon McHardy

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NOTE: This is a novelette. 40 pages.

Gob wasn’t a smart man, but he was intelligent enough to know there weren’t too many women who’d fuck a morbidly obese man with a parasitic twin attached to his gigantic cock.

The twins’ pursuit of women and riches leads them into the shadowy underworld of snuff movies and gladiatorial death matches. But even the underworld isn’t ready for the level of fuckedupness the twins are about to unleash. 

 

 

 

 

 

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09/15/2021
Bob W.
Great!!!

I forgot my book on the counter this morning so I figured I would check out some of my godless books and read one over lunch. Boy, am I glad I picked this up! Just amazing all around! Disgusting, violent, and everything else you could want !!! Highly recommend!

KP
08/28/2021
Karla P.
United States United States
No to a Talking Penis, just NO!

This is one of those moments when I am stepping into quoting "What the hell did I just read?" Now that is not something I normally do, but this was a thoroughly complete mind f**k. Well, it was for me, anyway. I can't unsee that damn talking penis! Thank you Mr. McHardy! I believe no one else could have wrote this. Only from your creatively twisted brain was Gob and Nob born into existence. Thank sweet mother of mercy they are not real!

NP
08/06/2021
Nikolas P.
United States United States
A Heartwarming Tale of Two Brothers

Step right up! Come on, folks. Step right up and see Gob the Blob and Nob the Purple Avenger as they pummel and penetrate their way through all comers! You'll never see anything like this anywhere else! Simon McHardy has a knack for taking a ludicrous juvenile concept and hammering it out into something both literate and entertaining. Gob is a morbidly obese imbecile with a 16-inch penile conjoined twin named Nob--complete with eyes, ears, a toothy mouth, and a mind of his own--he's the one who does most of the thinking. These two are not relatable heroes. They're not heroes at all, come to think of it. But they're what we get, and it's hard to turn away from the ultraviolent, absurd mess they leave in their wake, splattered lovingly upon these pages by McHardy. From underground deathmatch fights to a burgeoning career in snuff films, Gob & Nob almost dare us to tear our eyes away from the pages as the story insists on continuing. And then, as we reach the end, we wonder why there isn't more while simultaneously wanting to slap ourselves for asking for that very thing.

DL
07/30/2021
Donna L.
Disgusting and entertaining

I freaking love Gob and Nob! This book is so ridiculously funny and disgusting.

RK
07/02/2021
Ryder K.
Damn, you're a sick fuck!

Oh Mr McHardy you’ve done it ... you made me puke a little in my mouth. Damn, man you’re a sick f**k! Haha. What a fun, so sick read. Gob is morbidly obese and yep, has a parasitic, horny and hungry parasitic twin as his ahem appendage. There’s a cameo by Ms Havok which was a lot of fun. You have to love sick shit and almost bizarre gonzo style writing for this fine example of extreme short. I’m still building myself up for his masterpiece Mother Maggot. God help me!