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The Church of the Cum of Christ by The Professor

The Professor

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We will come together as one in the body and blood of Christ. We will drink from the cup and eat of the bread. Christ will be alive inside us…and in our cum. And together we will prepare our sister Susan for her passage to the next world, her release from the clutches of the devil and her ecstatic union with Christ. 
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08/13/2023
Mick
United States United States
I recommend this product

Rosary Clutching Time

The Church of the Cum of Christ by The Professor With a title like that, you won’t be hearing this read on a Sunday morning unless you go to the church in this demented little story. Brad has no idea what he’s in for when he is asked over to his girlfriend’s house. And what a horny house it is. It’s when they get to the baptism at church that he realizes he REALLY getting more than he bargained for. As is expected from The Professor, you get instantly sucked into the story and need to know what happens next. As is also expected, it’s going to get weird and make you question why you’re enjoying it so much. But that is why we read him. Full of carnal pleasures and pains, it’s a quick dirty/gruesome read that also makes a good point about hypocrisy so often found in certain aspects of organized religions.

CM
07/30/2023
Corrina M.
United Kingdom United Kingdom
I recommend this product

A beautifully brutal, steamy triumph!

Oh, how I love a dark and delicious tale from The Professor, I couldn't wait to sink my claws into this one and of course, I was not disappointed! I was enthralled and enchanted in the darkest and naughtiest of ways once again! Reading something by The Prof is always a pleasure! Brad is meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time, before they all go off to church together.They are a close family, yet there's something decidedly 'quirky' about them. Something's slightly off about the way they greet him. It makes him feel somewhat uncomfortable and a little anxious, but once he has a few tequilas inside him, and with promises of a wild night later on, he loosens up a little, but not for long. The family have a very unique and special ritual they partake of before embarking on their evening of baptism. A kind of 'dirty' cleansing to make sure they are ready for the events ahead. They all arrive together at the church, where Pastor Wes is waiting for them, along with the rest of his eager congregation. One of his followers has been grasped by the Devil, but they will all 'come' together to show how strong they are as his flock. The 'true' story of Mary Magdalene is unveiled and the Pastor is left to do his duty, for those who reject the power of the Cum of Christ, and ultimately choose the path to Hell, they receive a super, special baptism. And not just from Pastor Wes, but from the whole congregation. And as if that isn't enough torment on the soul, we then meet Linda!! That's when things get particularly violent and brutal, and I mean, I'm aware of S&M, but bloody hell!! Meanwhile, poor Brad's mind has snapped, he's gone past the point of no return, maybe he just needs the baptism of the Cum of Christ? Or maybe he just needs to face Linda!! Atmospheric, enticing, addictive, gripping, hot and savage!! Beautifully poetic and very steamy, I wouldn't expect anything less! Come join the cult of The Exorcist, or better yet, the cult of The Professor! As I said to the Professor, this is a beautifully brutal, steamy triumph! Go forth and enjoy!

CM
07/30/2023
Corrina M.
United Kingdom United Kingdom
I recommend this product

A beautifully brutal, steamy triumph!

Oh, how I love a dark and delicious tale from The Professor, I couldn't wait to sink my claws into this one and of course, I was not disappointed! I was enthralled and enchanted in the darkest and naughtiest of ways once again! Reading something by The Prof is always a pleasure! Brad is meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time, before they all go off to church together.They are a close family, yet there's something decidedly 'quirky' about them. Something's slightly off about the way they greet him. It makes him feel somewhat uncomfortable and a little anxious, but once he has a few tequilas inside him, and with promises of a wild night later on, he loosens up a little, but not for long. The family have a very unique and special ritual they partake of before embarking on their evening of baptism. A kind of 'dirty' cleansing to make sure they are ready for the events ahead. They all arrive together at the church, where Pastor Wes is waiting for them, along with the rest of his eager congregation. One of his followers has been grasped by the Devil, but they will all 'come' together to show how strong they are as his flock. The 'true' story of Mary Magdalene is unveiled and the Pastor is left to do his duty, for those who reject the power of the Cum of Christ, and ultimately choose the path to Hell, they receive a super, special baptism. And not just from Pastor Wes, but from the whole congregation. And as if that isn't enough torment on the soul, we then meet Linda!! That's when things get particularly violent and brutal, and I mean, I'm aware of S&M, but bloody hell!! Meanwhile, poor Brad's mind has snapped, he's gone past the point of no return, maybe he just needs the baptism of the Cum of Christ? Or maybe he just needs to face Linda!! Atmospheric, enticing, addictive, gripping, hot and savage!! Beautifully poetic and very steamy, I wouldn't expect anything less! Come join the cult of The Exorcist, or better yet, the cult of The Professor! As I said to the Professor, this is a beautifully brutal, steamy triumph! Go forth and enjoy!

W
07/14/2023
Warn
United States United States
I recommend this product

Wowsers

Brad arrives at the narrator’s home to go to church for a very special occasion. Her mom and dad are VERY excited to meet him. Once Brad has succeeded in getting the narrator ready for church, they set off to be part of a very special baptism. So yeah, I am going to leave it at that. Looking for a quick read with some sex and violence? This will be your jam; I dug it. 4 severed fingers out of 5

CP
07/13/2023
Christina P.
United States United States
I recommend this product

Church never sounded more fun!

The narrator and her new beau, Brad must participate a family ritual in order for her to be able to attend church. Don’t worry, Mom and Dad approve. When Susan, that harlot, gets found out for having pre-marital sex, well, the congregation does a bit more than pray. Can Brad take the heat or will he be asked not to become a member? Welcome back, Mr. White. We missed you and your delightfully sinful and spicy stories. A HIGHLY, HIGHLY RECOMMEND 10/5.