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The Second Cumming Book 2 (The Games Begin) by Matthew A. Clarke
The Second Cumming Book 2 (The Games Begin) by Matthew A. Clarke
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The Second Cumming Book 2 (The Games Begin) by Matthew A. Clarke

Matthew A. Clarke

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Can an unlikely crew of misfits save the world from terrorism?

How about if the entire population of the planet was against them?

Probably not.

But what if the Second Cumming happened to coincide with their most important mission, and a blue-balled Jesus ended up pitting every terrorist organization against one another in a battle royale?

Not much better.

Perhaps their chances would improve if Ghengis Khan, Adolf Hitler, and Kim Jung-il were thrown into the mix?

Nah. These guys are pretty much fucked.

 The Second Cumming is a brutal, bizarre, episodic battle royale series from the dude that brought you Coffin Dodgers and Things Were Easier Before You Became a Giant Fucking Mantis."

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NP
09/27/2021
Nikolas P.
United States United States
I recommend this product
We Cum Again...

Clarke doesn't exactly tell us how the games begin, skipping forward to the tail end of Jesus announcing the list of dead, with only 72 surviving terrorists in the battle royale. Before we join back up with the ANTs, we spend a little while with Al-Queefa, learning through violent bloodshed what it means to have a Wild Card introduced to the game. When we finally rejoin the Anti Terrorists, we learn a little bit about Scat's life story before discovering new horrors amidst the roving bands of terrorists. Impatient for his sweet release, will Jesus keep ratcheting up the danger as he struggles to avoid becoming nothing but cum? Matthew Clarke follows up his first installment with this exciting and amusing continuation of his Second Cumming series. It'll be nice to see where all of this is leading.

TL
09/15/2021
Todd L.
Canada Canada
I recommend this product
Scats where it’s at…

My favourite bizzaro author pulls out another hit. He pulls and pulls until he squeezes out every last drop of gore and hilarity. Great godless series, Clarke is a master of the bizzaro! Love it!

L
08/15/2021
Linz
United Kingdom United Kingdom
Well Bust A Nut

Matt's crazy is as hilarious as it is wacky. I'm loving this series it's bringing out the teenage snort laughs with every page

SH
08/14/2021
Sean H.
United Kingdom United Kingdom
I recommend this product
Holy cumstains!

The second part of the story is even more barmy than the first. An awesome action-packed section of the plot and further character development makes this chapter a total winner. I love Matt’s imagination. I want to scalp him and lick his brain.

NS
08/14/2021
Natasha S.
United Kingdom United Kingdom
Welcome to Jesus’ Cum-Palace…

…and he’s still rubbing them out solo! Another hilarious instalment, full of Karens (an irate Kelly), Chattering Bastards and even an adorable bit of Scat. Now, we wait for the next testament.