Neil by Simon McHardy and Sean Hawker
Neil doesn’t have much going for him. Still living in his mother’s basement, spending all of his free time eating fried chicken, watching horror movies, and working a dead-end job wiping ass at the One Oak nursing home. That is until he receives a demonic gift from an ailing serial killer that transforms him into a monstrous, tentacle-armed behemoth.
With his newfound abilities, Neil embarks on a killing spree with the intention of becoming the most notorious serial killer of all time. Maybe then, he will win the heart of his work colleague, Lindsay. But Lindsay has some secrets of her own and may prove not to be the sweet, delicate girl he thinks she is.
Um. WTF Did I Just Read
Warning. Don’t read this on your lunch break. Fantastically disturbing read
Simon & Sean Deliver Another Gross Out Tale!
I feel as though Simon and Sean are a genre all of their own. Many times not feeling like Horror at all, or even extreme horror, but a gross out fest. With that said Neil is a very crazy story that cannot be justly given a short synopsis. The absurdity of the story makes it intriguing, and many chapters will leave you with bile in the throat. Neil is a special kind of screwed up story that can only come from the mind’s of McHardy and Hawker. I really enjoy these stories with a bit more length to them, and Neil is definitely an interesting one.
Flying old people on fire. A Giant tentacle ripping steamed vulvas apart and an ending that leaves me wanting the next chapter. Please can Lindsay be the tentacle welding vixen we've all wanted? Great book. Thank you gentlemen.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO READ IT WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED
This has everything you expect to find inside a book made by two of the most twisted minds out there right now. I can't even say anything without fear of censorship, there's a part where the thing happens. And then that time at the place, doing the thing. Ahhhhh! Hysterical and disgusting. Have you ever wanted to laugh and barf at the same time? You can with these guys. I don't want a world where these two don't write together. The earth may explode because of it, but it's so much funner this way!
It's been a few weeks since I read this, and it's really stuck with me. It's absolutely insane and over the top all the way through, and funny as hell, to boot. But, one scene involving a Parkinson's patient in a nursing home begins as a ridiculous gag and ends in what might be one of the most heart breaking things I've ever read. I wasn't expecting that, and I don't think I'll ever forget it.