Gob & Nob by Simon McHardy
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NOTE: This is a novelette. 40 pages.
Gob wasn’t a smart man, but he was intelligent enough to know there weren’t too many women who’d fuck a morbidly obese man with a parasitic twin attached to his gigantic cock.
The twins’ pursuit of women and riches leads them into the shadowy underworld of snuff movies and gladiatorial death matches. But even the underworld isn’t ready for the level of fuckedupness the twins are about to unleash.
United StatesHilarious fun!
A disgusting, vile, and hilarious story about a man and his parasitic twin. I enjoyed this one quite a bit.
United StatesGreat!!!
I forgot my book on the counter this morning so I figured I would check out some of my godless books and read one over lunch. Boy, am I glad I picked this up! Just amazing all around! Disgusting, violent, and everything else you could want !!! Highly recommend!
United StatesNo to a Talking Penis, just NO!
This is one of those moments when I am stepping into quoting "What the hell did I just read?" Now that is not something I normally do, but this was a thoroughly complete mind f**k. Well, it was for me, anyway. I can't unsee that damn talking penis! Thank you Mr. McHardy! I believe no one else could have wrote this. Only from your creatively twisted brain was Gob and Nob born into existence. Thank sweet mother of mercy they are not real!
United StatesA Heartwarming Tale of Two Brothers
Step right up! Come on, folks. Step right up and see Gob the Blob and Nob the Purple Avenger as they pummel and penetrate their way through all comers! You'll never see anything like this anywhere else! Simon McHardy has a knack for taking a ludicrous juvenile concept and hammering it out into something both literate and entertaining. Gob is a morbidly obese imbecile with a 16-inch penile conjoined twin named Nob--complete with eyes, ears, a toothy mouth, and a mind of his own--he's the one who does most of the thinking. These two are not relatable heroes. They're not heroes at all, come to think of it. But they're what we get, and it's hard to turn away from the ultraviolent, absurd mess they leave in their wake, splattered lovingly upon these pages by McHardy. From underground deathmatch fights to a burgeoning career in snuff films, Gob & Nob almost dare us to tear our eyes away from the pages as the story insists on continuing. And then, as we reach the end, we wonder why there isn't more while simultaneously wanting to slap ourselves for asking for that very thing.
Disgusting and entertaining
I freaking love Gob and Nob! This book is so ridiculously funny and disgusting.