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Die, You Fucking Cunt! by Sean Hawker
Die, You Fucking Cunt! by Sean Hawker
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Die, You Fucking Cunt! by Sean Hawker

Sean Hawker

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Les doesn’t let his low sperm count prevent him from giving his wife, Marjory, the ‘mummy experience’.

He hires Gary, a down-on-his-luck dwarf actor, who he thinks is the perfect solution.

When Gary disagrees, things turn very ugly...

...Now it's about survival and escape.

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J
04/14/2022
Jessica
Canada Canada

Wtf Did I Just Read!

I’m not sure what disturbed me more….. this book, or how much I enjoyed it. Lol Definitely a great quick read. It is horrifyingly hilarious in all the wrong… but right…. Ways.

RB
02/01/2022
R.J. Benetti
United States United States
I recommend this product

An amazing & gross thriller

This was my first Sean Hawker read. It was so good I immediately purchased all of his other titles afterwards. Brutal, funny, tense, I felt bad for the captive dwarf, but the story is all leading to a climax (sexual and otherwise) that made my jaw flap open in disbelief. If I had to choose one word to describe this story, it would be “amazing.” Highly recommend!!

B
01/20/2022
Bean
Canada Canada
I recommend this product

Poor Gary

You'll meet Les and Marjory, two disturbed individuals who don't seem TOO bad...at first. You'll also meet Gary. Gary doesn't have a lot of money or options going for him. Gary made a bad decision, although it wasn't really his fault. Now Gary is in a mess of a situation and it looks pretty damn bleak. What happens to Gary? Will we hear from him again? I sure hope we do.

JN
01/18/2022
Jason N.
United States United States

Speechless

This might be one of the greatest stories ever written. Extreme, crazy, and fucking hilarious. I loved it.

DM
10/08/2021
Dave M.
United Kingdom United Kingdom
I recommend this product

For fucks sake…

I had no pretensions going into this… I knew it was about a dwarf, and that was about it. I read this in one sitting, and fucking pissed the bed laughing at the scene that was set. I need to know what’s happening to Spencer tho… Five out of five pissed off dwarfs from me