Mothers of Mayhem Presents: Swan Dongs
As the legend goes (most likely a half-truth), the cackling mommas then decided to hold a contest to see who could write a story based on the aforementioned title, Swan Dongs.
Well. Three lucky (or at least equally ridiculous and depraved) authors were chosen from the MILLIONS of submissions.
These are those stories.
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When Dustin Whalen's sausage fingers got in the way of writing a book review, the idea for Swan Dongs was born, and what a brilliant and hilarious idea it turned out to be!! (Also, all the money from the sales of this book go towards the fight to end child sex trafficking in the US!) This book is absolutely hilarious, I cried with laughter, slapped my thighs, rolled on the floor and cackled like a witch, the whole way through! Each story is unique and extremely entertaining! There is blood, gore, sex, weirdness, swans, and of course a whole load of Dongs! SWAN DONG by Chris Grindstaff - What starts off as a bit of drunken fun goes disgustingly wrong…… but it only gets worse, brutally so! The timing of the TV documentary at the end is perfect! Fucked up and so funny! SWAN DONG by Mick Collins - A superhero swan and her sidekick, fighting injustice with dildos! Brilliantly named villains are out to put a stop to Swan Dong, but will they succeed….? Gross and hilarious! SWAN DONG III by Russell Holbrook - This was completely bizarre and uproariously good fun! Reminded me a bit of Bill & Ted, or Dude Wheres My Car? So if you're a fan of those, or even if you're not….you need this book in your life! Its a quick read, but highly entertaining and worth every penny!!