Love Lactation by Lindsay Crook
Henry has an obsession with boobs, but more than the breasts themselves, he loves to suckle on tasty teats, gorging himself with mammary milk, udder unction, and tit tonic. Yes, he loves lactation, like all good boys do.
And like all good boys, the day comes when he misses his old Mum, so he sets off on a journey across the country to visit her. However, along the way, a series of mishaps threaten to keep him from the magical knocker nectar he craves.
Unreliable buses, dirty fucking hippies, bad driving, and Black Lace’s atrocious 1980s Christmas party anthem Agadoo, all threaten to keep him off the nipple.
Will Henry get home and be nursed by mummy, or will he lose his mind in the chaos and carnage life throws at him?
Boobs, Boobs and Boobs
I will never hear Agadoo the same way again, Henry has ruined it for me. I mean there's the unhealthy relationship with his mum, the random assault on the sleeping woman on the coach. Then he gets in a van with Blue and his heavily pregnant missus, engaging in some questionable behaviour already. It makes sense he is going to keep making horrible decisions. All in the hot pursuit of sexual gratification and to relive the moment of joy from sucking on a tittie. I won't lie, it gets more cringeworthy from there, at least I didn't gag with this one. But still, some pretty perverted and damn right dark things occur. It will make your stomach turn anytime there is a nip slip or boob pops out in the future.
Lindsay is one of the few authors who can make me say ewwww. I effing love this girls books! If you haven't read this one yet, pull out your boobs and do it!
LOVE LACTATION by Lindsay Crook is funny. It made me laugh and disgusted me. This is definitely not for the easily offended.
I love Lindsay’s stories, and when she sent me an ARC of her new book “Love Lactation”, I couldn’t wait to get stuck in. Henry has a fetish…he loves to latch onto a pregnant woman’s nipple and be fed like a baby. On his way to see his mother, with whom he has a “special” relationship, he manages to fulfill his desire, amidst a few mishaps on the way. This is a short read but is full of schoolboy giggles and some of the literary expressions (s’cuse the pun!), that Lindsay refers to are absolutely hilarious Loved it!!
I was wondering why all my breastfeeding memories are repressed
A hilarious and dark tale about big creamy titties, milk, handjobs, incest, hippies, ninja tit feeding, long expired milk, and one man's quest for his titty themed nirvana.