Bisexual Zombie Foreskin Annihilation (The Obscene Adventures of Bisexual Zombie #2) by Mick Collins

Uncle Frank Escapes!

Avery is supposed to be watching Uncle Frank, but the willful zombie slips past them while Ginny is on a horrible date. Turns out her date Brody, likes to expound passionately about something that was taken from him when he was just a defenseless baby: his foreskin. Ginny politely exits the awkward situation but soon after the wandering Frank stumbles across her penile obsessed date.

Brody’s luck improves when he learns his buddy Dr. Remus Hardy has concocted a formula to regrow his man-hood. Though, he does wonder if he should bring up that bite Frank gave him earlier. Surely it won’t be a problem later on, right?

Needless to say, it is a big smelly problem and now it’s up to Avery, Ginny, and a still hungry Uncle Frank to stop Brody’s zombified flesh tube from demolishing (and eating) the entire town.