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The ADHD Vampire by Matthew Vaughn
The ADHD Vampire by Matthew Vaughn
The ADHD Vampire by Matthew Vaughn
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The ADHD Vampire by Matthew Vaughn

Matthew Vaughn

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Originally released by Bizarro Pulp Press in 2015, The ADHD Vampire was Matthew Vaughn's first novella, a horror comedy in the vein of his Sexual Avenger stories. Now experience the brand new Deluxe Edition! 

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The ADHD Vampire - Aboard the U.S.S Exciter is Horace Dracul, the half-brother of the legendary Dracula, and he dreams of reaching the shores of a country where the blood flows like wine, and bright, shiny lights are seemingly infinite. However, another member of the Exciter’s well-aged population has some secrets of her own: Martha—retired cyborg and ex-spy.

The U.S.S. Exciter will host an orgy of violence and sex toys, and an easily-distracted vampire named Horace might have himself a bloody-good time.

Four Wheels on the Open Sea - A short story featuring Horace Dracul, originally published in the anthology The Classics Never Die! Edited by Matthew and Edward Vaughn.

Martha - This novella, published here for the very first time, serves as a prequel to the ADHD Vampire and features our hero Martha. Here we have a much younger and sexier version of our heroine, in an action packed spy adventure!
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11/09/2023
Warn
United States United States
I recommend this product

Oh shiny!

All aboard the U.S.S Exciter! A cruise just for senior citizens—very horny senior citizens. A rendezvous goes wrong when two horn dogs awaken Horace Dracul! Unfortunately, he is on the wrong ship, but he will make do with what is around him. And for him, everything around him is a distraction, especially shiny things. While he thinks he has easy prey on this ship, he doesn't know that a half-cyborg retired spy is on board as well. This story was an absolute blast. It was so much fun. Blood, guts, and absolute lunacy Not only do you get this great story, but the Deluxe Edition comes with two bonus stories! Four Wheels on the Open Sea and Martha Both of these stories are top-notch. If you have read The Sexual Avenger, Martha is a story you cannot miss. Check this one out; it's a great time. 5 severed fingers out of 5

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03/14/2023
CC
United States United States
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Seniors Have All the Fun

Matthew Vaughn is back! As I have said before, Vaughn does a stellar job in writing in tons of horror sub-genres. Here he gives us horror comedy that is perverted to the max! Sex, violence, adult diapers. It is all here! Buy your ticket to this new ride brought to you by the sick mind of Vaughn.