The Second Cumming Book 1 (All Outta Virgins) by Matthew A. Clarke
Can an unlikely crew of misfits save the world from terrorism?
How about if the entire population of the planet was against them?
Probably not.
But what if the Second Cumming happened to coincide with their most important mission, and a blue-balled Jesus ended up pitting every terrorist organization against one another in a battle royale?
Not much better.
Perhaps their chances would improve if Ghengis Khan, Adolf Hitler, and Kim Jung-il were thrown into the mix?
Nah. These guys are pretty much fucked.
The Second Cumming is a brutal, bizarre, episodic battle royale series from the dude that brought you Coffin Dodgers and Things Were Easier Before You Became a Giant Fucking Mantis."
United StatesAnd God damn it if he won't get it
United KingdomA great start and premise for some cracking future shitstorms brewing. Gotta love the 'bad' jesus. Hope to see more of his sneaky ways. This could go anywhere. The world is literally an open sand-box. Anything could happen. I imagine loads of biblical stuff raining down.
United StatesWhat a ride of gore, violence and who would have guessed it...the 2nd Cumming of Jesus Christ? I sure didn't in this wild ride and combination of Battle Royale, meets the Ten Commandments meets, the BIBLE! This was one hell of a read, chaotic at times, but well worth it, and the follow up book is on my to-buy list. Check this out if you want character, story, and a crazy ass world filled with, well, Blood and Semen!
AustraliaJesus is back back in this blasphemous tale of cherub fucking and serial cumming. Matt might be knocking on heaven’s gates for a long time. Then again I’m sure Jesus enjoys a good laugh.
United StatesThis books sets up the craziest battle royale of all time! I’m a sucker for battle royales, and you can’t go wrong with one that is started by the big JC himself. The story idea is unique and it already has me hooked. I can’t wait to see where this goes!