Bloodbath at the Blue Cracker Inn by Matt Scott

The Saturday night crowd at the Blue Cracker Inn was hangry, obnoxious, way too drunk, horny, and packing heat. Brenda had a job to do, hostess at the Blue Cracker was a thankless gig, especially on Valentine’s Day, the busiest night of the year. Add two punk-ass frat boys, a fed-up kitchen and wait staff, and a bar full of gun-toting patrons and you have tonight’s special: Carnage with a side order of fries. Matt Scott delivers a rampage of blood and violence wrapped in bacon. This is Waiting meets Tarantino told by the Andrew Dice Clay. Order Up!