Hate Cuisine: The Shit Sandwich by Kevin Sweeney

She calls herself Chef Bean, a self-declared “gastronaut” who has a divine mission; to punish the poor Table Manners of those who offend the Great Feast by preparing for them a one-of-a-kind meal, a Cold Dish.

If you finish the whole plate, you are free.

Chef Bean sources only the rarest ingredients.

Chef Bean pours blood and sweat and tears into every dish.

And Chef Bean is completely insane.