The Ballad of El Hacha by JP Wenner
In the post-apocalyptic world of Isla Rudo, dark magic rules supreme and pro wrestling is the lifeblood of the people. El Hacha Cuarto, a member of a legendary luchador dynasty, is poised to become the next Grand Wrestling Champion. But when he accidentally runs down a deer with his prized possession, the rusted-out van known as "The Smoker," he incurs the wrath of the all-powerful and vengeful deer, Miya the Great, who seizes the van as punishment. With the help of Abby, a talking flower, El Hacha Cuarto embarks on an ultraviolent journey through the barren wastelands of Isla Rudo. Encountering a plastic alchemist, giant clowns, and the seedy underbelly of pro wrestling along the way, he will do anything to get back what rightfully belongs to him.
Can El Hacha Cuarto survive this nightmare and emerge as the Grand Wrestling Champion?
More importantly… can he reclaim his beloved van from the clutches of Miya the Great?