A Christmess Story by Joseph M. Monks

Those folks at Your Childhood Ruined ain’t got nothing on this timeless classic. The Blind Guy (who brought you ‘Tits A Wonderful Life’ for porno mags) gives you reason to want to shoot your own eyes out. Follow Joe Monks into a very sordid schoolyard, where you’re triple-dog-dared to stick your tongue…and maybe other things…to a rather creepy flagpole. See if you can spot the cameos by other memorable ’80s icons without the Easter egg guide, while Jewish readers will be glad they celebrate the holidays differently!