Santa Muerte Claus by R.J. Benetti
Deck the halls with buckets of gore
Benetti doesn't hold back in this festive splatter novella that's sure to ruin your merry Christmas.
Delightfully manic and filled with so much mayhem and debauchery I worry about the author’s sanity. I’ve also learned not to piss off a Mexican Santa.
This was both hilarious and completely blood soaked. If you want a killer Christmas story R.J is definitely your man for the job.
This is my first read by Benetti, and I can assure you it will not be my last. I'm not much of a reviewer, but I will say that this book delivers one sick fucking Christmas. With extreme detail dusted with dark humor, I was fucking rolling! seemed like my face was redder than Santa's fat dick most of the time. A seriously morbid Santa. With elves, buckets of gore, and plenty of nasty, do not miss this piece! A perfect read for the holidays- one of the most extreme I've come across. 5 Meemaw's for this one! Great work Benetti!
Ho, Ho, Holy Shit!!
HO, HO, HOLY FUNKIN' SHT!! What an absolutely, hilarious, sick, twisted, brilliant bloodbath of a ride that was!! Santa is a completely messed up sadist, the elves are utter w♂️♂️kers (literally), and this story is utter depravity! It just kept getting worse....in the best possible way! But it's so, so darkly funny too! I was literally howling at certain parts of this book! Like, how Santa got his beard for one(FUPA!).... A festive, fun-filled, tale of carnage!! Loved it!! 5/5