Mr. Sucky by Duncan Bradshaw

Suck it xD

The story starts pretty much with a warped view of a guy's home life. I mean, seriously, his dad gets pissed off at the little shit. I mean, I'm angry freddos are nearly a pound, but you don't see me chopping off fingers. I can understand why Clive is so messed up. I enjoyed Clive’s split dialogue in his head. You got the feel of both personalities within the first two paragraphs; the back and forth was hilarious. I enjoyed the conversation during the dismemberment of Clive by Angela that was bloody hilarious, and then the introduction to Myrtle, the loyal disciple to the dark lord...Keith. Although to be fair, I believe that maybe he should have rethought that move altogether. The fact that his essence gets shifted into a hoover pretty much says it all. The whole story is bonkers, insane, incredible, and at points grizzly I mean, what is not to love a serial killer spirit gets stuffed in a hoover. The detail into the separate personalities within Clive is almost dead pool style, and I love it. Malcolm’s chapter gave you an inside look into why Clive won't be missed more than anything. Harry and Gary was also an excellent chapter that set the scene for Clive's demise from another view. But Foreplay’s chapter had me laughing my ass off, mainly due to all the various names. Plus, excellent die-hard reference, dude. But the murder scene had me in stitches, and the stage was set for it well beforehand. The later chapters were a natural twist and an excellent surprise that I didn't see it coming.

A fine feast of absurdity and butchery

A riotous explosion of gleeful murder. Chopped and sucked and stabbed, as much and more that a hoover can do. Plus there’s a load of other killers hanging around - more the merrier. And there’s no hero here. No crappy twat to save the day. Good. All with great hilarity like a comedy of errors. And who knew the Mr Sucky model was so deadly? Every soldier should carry one into battle. LOL. Lots of cool stuff here. Loved it.

Suck It Lol

The story starts pretty much with a warped view of a guy's home life. I mean, seriously, his dad gets pissed off at the little shit. I mean, I'm angry freddos are nearly a pound, but you don't see me chopping off fingers. I can understand why Clive is so messed up. I enjoyed Clive’s split dialogue in his head. You got the feel of both personalities within the first two paragraphs; the back and forth was hilarious. I enjoyed the conversation during the dismemberment of Clive by Angela that was bloody hilarious, and then the introduction to Myrtle, the loyal disciple to the dark lord...Keith. Although to be fair, I believe that maybe he should have rethought that move altogether. The fact that his essence gets shifted into a hoover pretty much says it all. The whole story is bonkers, insane, incredible, and at points grizzly I mean, what is not to love a serial killer spirit gets stuffed in a hoover. The detail into the separate personalities within Clive is almost dead pool style, and I love it. Malcolm’s chapter gave you an inside look into why Clive won't be missed more than anything. Harry and Gary was also an excellent chapter that set the scene for Clive's demise from another view. But Foreplay’s chapter had me laughing my ass off, mainly due to all the various names. Plus, excellent die-hard reference, dude. But the murder scene had me in stitches, and the stage was set for it well beforehand. The later chapters were a natural twist and an excellent surprise that I didn't see it coming.

Suck It Lol

The story starts pretty much with a warped view of a guy's home life. I mean, seriously, his dad gets pissed off at the little shit. I mean, I'm angry freddos are nearly a pound, but you don't see me chopping off fingers. I can understand why Clive is so messed up. I enjoyed Clive’s split dialogue in his head. You got the feel of both personalities within the first two paragraphs; the back and forth was hilarious. I enjoyed the conversation during the dismemberment of Clive by Angela that was bloody hilarious, and then the introduction to Myrtle, the loyal disciple to the dark lord...Keith. Although to be fair, I believe that maybe he should have rethought that move altogether. The fact that his essence gets shifted into a hoover pretty much says it all. The whole story is bonkers, insane, incredible, and at points grizzly I mean, what is not to love a serial killer spirit gets stuffed in a hoover. The detail into the separate personalities within Clive is almost dead pool style, and I love it. Malcolm’s chapter gave you an inside look into why Clive won't be missed more than anything. Harry and Gary was also an excellent chapter that set the scene for Clive's demise from another view. But Foreplay’s chapter had me laughing my ass off, mainly due to all the various names. Plus, excellent die-hard reference, dude. But the murder scene had me in stitches, and the stage was set for it well beforehand. The later chapters were a natural twist and an excellent surprise that I didn't see it coming.

Suck it!

Mr Sucky is a weird tale told from the perspective of a serial killer/later vacuum cleaner. It look me a little while to get used to the narrative unfolding through the protagonist’s conversation with his alter ego, but I enjoyed the jokes, the gore, and the overall absurdity. Kinda want a Mr Sucky action figure now!