Modern Goon - Number One - "See You In Hell" by Drew Stepek - MARCH 24th

After crippling his entire class of recruits over a misunderstanding, Chet "Chick" Chickerelli is dishonorably discharged from the Army on his first day of boot camp. Desperate, without a job, a home, or a country, he answers an entry-level ad from the back of All Soldier Magazine to become a gun for hire to a wealthy tech trillionaire arms dealer?
 
Does Chick have what it takes to be a... Goon?