Floater by Carter Johnson

After a night of cocaine, strippers, and too much alcohol, Jeff wakes up with a foggy memory of last night. Coffee and cigarettes lead to every morning’s glory, and Jeff finds himself on the toilet. Yet what happens next changes Jeff’s entire world: the turd he drops opens a mouth and talks to him. On the brink of a breakdown, Jeff flushes the abomination and goes on with his life, albeit cautiously. But three weeks later, the floater returns…