Call Me Hoop: Season One
A 2023 Splatterpunk Award Nominee for Best Anthology
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The Devil Knows Your Name. Learn his.
Earth has become a playground for the "Big Man Downstairs" to shell out punishment to the most disgusting and vile scumbags of our society. A racist cop, a murderous Karen, and a psychotic rapist are just three of the “touched by malevolence" targets on the devil’s personal damnation list.
Call Me Hoop is a totally unique form of horror narrative where eight different authors bring you twelve entwined stories that will change everything you know about heaven… and hell!
Always one step ahead of you, when Sonny Hooper asks you to call him Hoop, the trap is already set. Be prepared to pay for your sins.
Call Me Hoop features the unpublished finale "The Diner" by Drew Stepek.
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Book 1: "A Little Bit County" by Drew Stepek
Book 2: "The Skid Row Slugger" by Drew Stepek
Book 3: "The Poser" by Drew Stepek
Book 4: "Karen" by Lucy Leitner
Book 5: "Skin Deep" by Lucas Milliron
Book 6: "Pink" by John Shupeck, Jr.
Book 7: "Hell Week" by Lewis Kelly
Book 8: "Freak Fuck" by Peter Caffrey
Book 9: "The Scratching Post" by Dani Brown
Halloween Special: "The Trap House" by Drew Stepek
Book 10: "The Profile" by Ryan Harding
Epilogue: "The Diner" by Drew Stepek
I always forget to write reviews. I finished this book a bit ago, but it is sticking with me so much that I had to come and tell anyone reading this review, read this book. here is your sign.
Why this book does not have more reviews is mind blowing. This collection is FAN FUCKING TASTIC. Just get it and review it. You will love it. TT RULES!
This book is a hell of a lot of fun (pun intended) and its satisfying seeing scumbags get what they deserve
Call Me Hoop is a collection of books from the ‘Fucking Scumbags Burn In Hell’ series, each one of the stories is a standalone story, so you don't need to read all of them for it to make sense, in saying that there is a underling story about a guy called Sunny Hooper (Hoop) who is like a case worker for Hell. This book is a hell of a lot of fun (pun intended) and its satisfying seeing scumbags get what they deserve, and with a wide range of scumbags Hoop comes up with an equally wide range of punishments for each and every one of them. So if someone called Sunny Hooper comes up and says ‘Call me Hoop’ then, it’s too late for you, and he will be your tour guide down shit creek without a paddle. My favourite stories are Book 1: "A Little Bit County" by Drew Stepek and Book 10: "The Profile" by Ryan Harding, and Epilogue: "The Diner" by Drew Stepek, I think I like these the most because they have more story about Hoop himself, I can’t wait for season 2! Below is a list of the stories in this book and I have made a note for those which have animal cruelty and non-consensual sex. So if you want to avoid these stories but still want to read the others. Book 1: "A Little Bit County" by Drew Stepek Book 2: "The Skid Row Slugger" by Drew Stepek (a bit of animal cruelty to a rat) Book 3: "The Poser" by Drew Stepek Book 4: "Karen" by Lucy Leitner Book 5: "Skin Deep" by Lucas Milliron (non-consensual sex) Book 6: "Pink" by John Shupeck, Jr. Book 7: "Hell Week" by Lewis Kelly (non-consensual sex) Book 8: "Freak Fuck" by Peter Caffrey (non-consensual sex) Book 9: "The Scratching Post" by Dani Brown Halloween Special: "The Trap House" by Drew Stepek (animal cruelty) Book 10: "The Profile" by Ryan Harding Epilogue: "The Diner" by Drew Stepek Thank you Joe Spagnola, S.C. Mendes and Blood Bound Books for the opportunity to read a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.
If Dude Tells You 'Call Me Hoop', You're Screwed.
So I'm reading this and saying to myself, yeah, these folks are real fuckin' scumbags. I mean you got Philly hitmen, killer Karens, and just the whole lot. And if Hoop shows up, (he's no debonair leading man, himself) shit is about to go down. An absolutely fun read that will leave you saying, 'What a bunch of assholes' But hey, they get what's coming to 'em.
Gore, revenge, Hoop
Drew and the rest of the authors set the bar high as hell (excuse the pun) for this anthology. Each story is insane, kicking off the collection when A little Bit Country and The Skid Row Slugger. Honestly, I fell in love with story number two and the character Jimmy; he's an easy guy to hate, in all honesty. A racist and controlling dick, I loved the pace of the story and Hooper's introduction in the first two instalments. It's weird, but no matter how disgusting Hoop is described, he has an element of charm to him. That's hard not to like, plus HELLO, he punishes arseholes; what's not to love. I think the fact that Jimmy shows no remorse after accidentally killing his partner's daughter makes you hate him more. After story one, where Fulch gets the perfect punishment, you can't wait to see what Hoop has up his sleeve. And Hoop doesn't disappoint in creating my favourite Death scene of the series. The anthology structure is perfect; every story weaves perfectly into the next. They even make references to one or more stories during the instalment. The authors did an incredible job working in each account to make one complete tale. Each twisted monster created by the authors in the Hoop collection did a fantastic job at making you hate the scumbag. Some characters I can say I've met, I know I've met a fat-hating Karen. Each punishment is just as messed up and gory as the next; many of these stick with you. I love how the collection touches on real-world issues, from religious corruption, college rapists to power corrupting the rich. I enjoyed how Hell has updated with the times and its own technology. It's not the usual approach that you expect, but it's a very creative approach that shows that earth has evolved and hell too, which means a different form of torture and techniques that change murder. There's an ongoing discussion that Hoop has with a guy called Phillips that was driving me crazy throughout the collection. I was like, who the hell is Philips?! l Of course, this gets answered in one of the stories; I won't spoil the fun and tell you which one, but it was a hell of a reveal. My favourite scumbag has to be Amy from Scratching Post by Dani Brown; that girl is pure evil and a spoilt brat to boot. So I couldn't wait to see Hoop mess with her. Lil Snap was also a piece of human trash, though anyone who hurts animals deserves the fate he eventually gets. I also enjoyed the different styles that each author used whilst staying utterly faithful to the storyline. The Profile by Ryan Harding had me binge-watching Criminal Minds and played beautifully into the story collection with its unique story format. The structure, the atmosphere and the kill scenes are unique and addictive. If you want to find out who Hoop really is? I recommend you see this all through to the very end.