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Die, You Fucking Cunt! by Sean Hawker
Die, You Fucking Cunt! by Sean Hawker
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Die, You Fucking Cunt! by Sean Hawker

Sean Hawker

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Les doesn’t let his low sperm count prevent him from giving his wife, Marjory, the ‘mummy experience’.

He hires Gary, a down-on-his-luck dwarf actor, who he thinks is the perfect solution.

When Gary disagrees, things turn very ugly...

...Now it's about survival and escape.

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DM
10/08/2021
Dave M.
United Kingdom United Kingdom
I recommend this product
For fucks sake…

I had no pretensions going into this… I knew it was about a dwarf, and that was about it. I read this in one sitting, and fucking pissed the bed laughing at the scene that was set. I need to know what’s happening to Spencer tho… Five out of five pissed off dwarfs from me

DL
10/06/2021
Donna L.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Well that was...

This was a quick insane book that I'm not sure I should admit that I loved. A whole lot of what the hell did I just read going on here. And I need to know more about Spence!

BA
09/13/2021
Ben A.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Short and Sick

A dwarf actor named Gary is kidnapped by a sociopathic couple who treat him like their child. He'll do anything to escape with his life. This gross-out horror comedy is a quick read and an entertaining mix of disgusting, funny, and gripping. Well worth picking up.

MF
09/10/2021
Mr. Frank
United States United States
A "Little" Disgusting

This is my second go around with "Hawkman" and I can say, without a doubt that he is a depraved miscreant. What's more, he's a versatile, depraved miscreant. I think that's pure talent. It's one thing to write over-the-top dick, shit and fuck jokes but to be able to do it a different way each time and not be a one trick pony shows true skill. That's Hawkman: a skillful bard of barf, blinking and botulism.

DD
08/31/2021
Dakota D.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Don’t Mess With Little People!

I really enjoyed this novella, it took “kid”napping to a new height and the abductee made sure they paid the price for trying to keep him hostage in children’s PJs. If you’ve ever thought of hiring a little person to fill in as your child, read this book and then maybe reconsider your options. Dogs are cheaper, and adoption will give you better results.