My Account
GODLESSGET READY FOR THE HOLIDAYS I Underground & Indie Horror Forever
Search
Die, You Fucking Cunt! by Sean Hawker
Die, You Fucking Cunt! by Sean Hawker
$0.50

Die, You Fucking Cunt! by Sean Hawker

Sean Hawker

+

Only 0 left in stock

Les doesn’t let his low sperm count prevent him from giving his wife, Marjory, the ‘mummy experience’.

He hires Gary, a down-on-his-luck dwarf actor, who he thinks is the perfect solution.

When Gary disagrees, things turn very ugly...

...Now it's about survival and escape.

Customer Reviews
4.9 Based on 24 Reviews
5 ★
88% 
21
4 ★
12% 
3
3 ★
0% 
0
2 ★
0% 
0
1 ★
0% 
0
Write a Review

Thank you for submitting a review!

Your input is very much appreciated. Share it with your friends so they can enjoy it too!

Filter Reviews:
B
01/20/2022
Bean
Canada Canada
I recommend this product

Poor Gary

You'll meet Les and Marjory, two disturbed individuals who don't seem TOO bad...at first. You'll also meet Gary. Gary doesn't have a lot of money or options going for him. Gary made a bad decision, although it wasn't really his fault. Now Gary is in a mess of a situation and it looks pretty damn bleak. What happens to Gary? Will we hear from him again? I sure hope we do.

JN
01/18/2022
Jason N.
United States United States

Speechless

This might be one of the greatest stories ever written. Extreme, crazy, and fucking hilarious. I loved it.

DM
10/08/2021
Dave M.
United Kingdom United Kingdom
I recommend this product

For fucks sake…

I had no pretensions going into this… I knew it was about a dwarf, and that was about it. I read this in one sitting, and fucking pissed the bed laughing at the scene that was set. I need to know what’s happening to Spencer tho… Five out of five pissed off dwarfs from me

DL
10/06/2021
Donna L.
United States United States
I recommend this product

Well that was...

This was a quick insane book that I'm not sure I should admit that I loved. A whole lot of what the hell did I just read going on here. And I need to know more about Spence!

BA
09/13/2021
Ben A.
United States United States
I recommend this product

Short and Sick

A dwarf actor named Gary is kidnapped by a sociopathic couple who treat him like their child. He'll do anything to escape with his life. This gross-out horror comedy is a quick read and an entertaining mix of disgusting, funny, and gripping. Well worth picking up.