Six Smokes by Mick Collins

-This is the story of Whitney Whitmer and six smokes.-
We all know someone like Whitney. Shiftless, lazy, and terminally unemployed. The kind of guy who makes a hobby out of standing around smoking other people's cigarettes.

Well, Grandma is tired of his shit and throws his ass out until he can get gainful employment, or else.

Despite his best efforts, he manages to land a job. The problem is, it's not a job that he or his coworkers are expected to survive. Now Whitney is faced with the threat of manual labor and the possibility of ending up dead.

He can't decide which is worse, but if you have a smoke he could bum off you, he'll think about it and get back to you.