Gun Powder & Clam Chowder by Jamie Kort - JUNE 20th
A man with an electric cock, on a mission to kill his father, Zeus, seeks out a magical being to steal it's power and knowledge - a being that looks suspiciously like a giant vagina, but with crab claws and a bad temper.
A Bizarro adventure yarn by Jamie Kort.
Some Goodreads reviews in case you want shit to say about it...
Lia Rose
What did I just read?
No seriously. What did I just read?
This story follows a man with an electric penis who believes he is the son of Zeus and spends his time battling monsters. He is delusional, unhinged, and absolutely wild.
Our narrator listens as this man recounts one particular adventure, and that's all I'll say because anything more would rob you of the experience of discovering just how far off the rails this goes.
What did I just read?
MK Oldman
Gun Powder & Clam Chowder by Jamie Kort was a truly bizarre romp through the memoirs of Tiberius Baltimore. Lewd and fantastical, this felt like a splatterpunk Don Quixote in miniature.