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Yes, I Am a Vampire by Stephen Kozeniewski

Stephen Kozeniewski

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The collected short fiction and autobiography of Stephen Kozeniewski, 2013-2016

Despite all the evidence to the contrary, I swear I am not a vampire. Cross my heart and...eh, nevermind. 

Just trust me, there are no vampires within these pages, plenty of zombies, though. One of the short stories in this book features a zombie caveman, for instance. And another is called EXPLODING SHIT ZOMBIES. You can probably guess what that one's about.

Not every story is zombie-themed, of course. I've also got a monster under the bed piece that's pretty fucking scary. And in another, a bunch of little alien goblins take over a farmstead.

This isn't just a short story collection, either. Half of it's my autobiography. I guarantee you've never seen those two styles mashed together before.

I also guarantee you've never seen any fucking vampires before. Not here, not anywhere. So let's just drop it.

What do you mean, bloodstains all over the book? Don't worry about those. Just wipe the gore off your fingers and dive in to...

YES, I AM A VAMPIRE
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12/30/2024
Erica R.
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Something unlike anything readers have ever experienced!

Yes, I Am A Vampire is a unique blend of short fiction and Stephen Kozeniewski’s autobiography, all woven together within a specific timeline. It’s been described as something unlike anything readers have ever experienced, and I can wholeheartedly confirm that’s the case for me! I am totally obsessed with this style! I am definitely one who reads every single word in the book, including the copywriter page. I can never get enough! I’m also a huge fan of story notes and when I learned how extensive the author notes are here, especially because I am a big fan of this specific author, I was pumped! This collection is a must-read for horror fans who appreciate not only the stories themselves but the craft and passion behind them. Koz's distinctive style is bold, engaging, and so brutally honest. I have no doubt that Yes, I Am A Vampire will hold a special place on my favorites list for a long time!