Die, You Fucking Cunt! by Sean Hawker
Les doesn’t let his low sperm count prevent him from giving his wife, Marjory, the ‘mummy experience’.
He hires Gary, a down-on-his-luck dwarf actor, who he thinks is the perfect solution.
When Gary disagrees, things turn very ugly...
...Now it's about survival and escape.
CanadaWtf Did I Just Read!
I’m not sure what disturbed me more….. this book, or how much I enjoyed it. Lol Definitely a great quick read. It is horrifyingly hilarious in all the wrong… but right…. Ways.
United StatesAn amazing & gross thriller
This was my first Sean Hawker read. It was so good I immediately purchased all of his other titles afterwards. Brutal, funny, tense, I felt bad for the captive dwarf, but the story is all leading to a climax (sexual and otherwise) that made my jaw flap open in disbelief. If I had to choose one word to describe this story, it would be “amazing.” Highly recommend!!
CanadaPoor Gary
You'll meet Les and Marjory, two disturbed individuals who don't seem TOO bad...at first. You'll also meet Gary. Gary doesn't have a lot of money or options going for him. Gary made a bad decision, although it wasn't really his fault. Now Gary is in a mess of a situation and it looks pretty damn bleak. What happens to Gary? Will we hear from him again? I sure hope we do.
United StatesSpeechless
This might be one of the greatest stories ever written. Extreme, crazy, and fucking hilarious. I loved it.
United KingdomFor fucks sake…
I had no pretensions going into this… I knew it was about a dwarf, and that was about it. I read this in one sitting, and fucking pissed the bed laughing at the scene that was set. I need to know what’s happening to Spencer tho… Five out of five pissed off dwarfs from me