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My Dildo is a Serial Killer by Simon McHardy and Sean Hawker
My Dildo is a Serial Killer by Simon McHardy and Sean Hawker
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My Dildo is a Serial Killer by Simon McHardy and Sean Hawker

Potter's Grove Press

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Christina is overweight and unhappy. Searching for momentary relief from the painful monotony of her existence, she finds herself browsing the wares at the local sex shop. It’s here that Christina happens upon the company of Terry, the spirit of a vicious serial killer trapped inside a giant purple dildo.

In exchange for naughty favors, Christina agrees to keep Terry supplied with fresh victims. Fueled by her insatiable lust, the two embark on a wild murder spree that quickly spirals out of control, culminating into a final, jaw-dropping climax revealing the true intention behind Terry’s selfish bloodlust. 

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11/10/2021
Dakota D.
United States United States
You Said You Were A Genie!!

What do you get when you cross a possessed dildo with a fat lady in desperate need of a good lay? This crazy freaking book! Christina is a big lady who just wanted to buy a dildo, but instead a talking dildo lied to her about being a genie (the nerve!) and convinces her to pay for sex with some good ol’ brutal killing. The kills are very creative, the story is filled with humor, and the dream pairing of McHardy and Hawker does not disappoint. Those orgasms must have been something completely out of this world to make Christina go on a killing spree with barely a fight.

LL
11/06/2021
Lisa L.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Extreme Horror Fans Only

I read this story in one sitting. It starts out with a shocking wtf-did-I-just-read and never lets up. Extreme Horror fans only because this is a graphic and brutal tale. But it’s more than that. Simon, Sean, I see what you did. I could go on and on about the sick humor, car-wreck-fascination-inducing brutal sequences, surprisingly developed characters, and clever plot, but suffice it to say those things are all done and done well and flow at a good pace. It’s a gruesome, engrossing story you won’t want to put down (because what’s next and how in the world is this going to end?) However, the underlying premise is what really got to me. At its heart, this is a story about a woman who has been bullied and abused her entire life. It’s about her willing and headlong descent into madness. It’s about the dark side of madness and how madness opens one up to darkness. It’s a sick, twisted, gruesome, graphic, gory statement about abuse and insanity told in the language of the Extreme Horror subgenre of horror literature. Well done, gentlemen. Well done.

CM
10/31/2021
Corrina M.
I recommend this product
100mph ride of carnage!

O....M....G!!!! These two do not hold back at all, straight in with the hilarity and nastiness, plenty of bodily fluids as always, from semen to shit and absolutely everything in between!! This is 100mph of McHardy and Hawker at their finest/grossest!! It's absolutely disgusting, horrific, and brilliantly humorous, which is exactly what we want from this pair - and always what we get! From start to finish was jam packed with vileness - and that finish was complete bloody carnage!! Utter, utter brilliance once again boys- thanks for the ride!! 10/5 serial killing eggplants because there is no dildo emoji (Why not??)

GG
10/25/2021
Gerhard G.
Canada Canada
I recommend this product
How is this book so fucking good?!?!?

Riddle me that! My Dildo is a Serial Killer is on another lever. The story blew my mind. The quality of writing was out of this world, and it was disturbing as fuck, but funny as fuck at the same time! I read it faster than I have anything this past year, and the end came far too soon. This is the second offering from these two authors, Hawker & McHardy, and if the Godless Gods are good, there will be more on the way!

MC
10/21/2021
Matt C.
United Kingdom United Kingdom
Its Been A While Since A Book Gave Me A Boner

I fucking loved this book. It’s hilarious and disgusting and I I’d drag my nuts through broken glass and vinegar for more.