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Call Me Hoop: Season One
A 2023 Splatterpunk Award Nominee for Best Anthology
The Devil Knows Your Name. Learn his.
Earth has become a playground for the "Big Man Downstairs" to shell out punishment to the most disgusting and vile scumbags of our society. A racist cop, a murderous Karen, and a psychotic rapist are just three of the “touched by malevolence" targets on the devil’s personal damnation list.
Call Me Hoop is a totally unique form of horror narrative where eight different authors bring you twelve entwined stories that will change everything you know about heaven… and hell!
Always one step ahead of you, when Sonny Hooper asks you to call him Hoop, the trap is already set. Be prepared to pay for your sins.
Call Me Hoop features the unpublished finale "The Diner" by Drew Stepek.
𝗩𝗢𝗧𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝟲𝟲𝟲 𝗔𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗦:
Be sure and vote for Call Me Hoop when voting opens on March 15th.
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If you are a voting member of the HWA, please consider Call Me Hoop when recommendations open in March.
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Book 1: "A Little Bit County" by Drew Stepek
Book 2: "The Skid Row Slugger" by Drew Stepek
Book 3: "The Poser" by Drew Stepek
Book 4: "Karen" by Lucy Leitner
Book 5: "Skin Deep" by Lucas Milliron
Book 6: "Pink" by John Shupeck, Jr.
Book 7: "Hell Week" by Lewis Kelly
Book 8: "Freak Fuck" by Peter Caffrey
Book 9: "The Scratching Post" by Dani Brown
Halloween Special: "The Trap House" by Drew Stepek
Book 10: "The Profile" by Ryan Harding
Epilogue: "The Diner" by Drew Stepek
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United StatesGive me more Hoop!
I've reviewed each book in this anthology, but I want to make sure I talk about the collection as a whole. The brain child of Drew Stepek was more than I could have hoped for. Hoop is a despicable, and gross character, but at the same time he's almost lovable. His way of bringing Karma to true scumbags will almost give you a warm and fuzzy feeling. Call Me Hoop includes a finale of the season one called The Diner when you learn just who Hoop really is. I really really hope one day we'll get a second season. Hoop most definitely needs to make a comeback.
United StatesSickly Satisfying
I always forget to write reviews. I finished this book a bit ago, but it is sticking with me so much that I had to come and tell anyone reading this review, read this book. here is your sign.
CanadaAmazing
Why this book does not have more reviews is mind blowing. This collection is FAN FUCKING TASTIC. Just get it and review it. You will love it. TT RULES!
AustraliaThis book is a hell of a lot of fun (pun intended) and its satisfying seeing scumbags get what they deserve
Call Me Hoop is a collection of books from the ‘Fucking Scumbags Burn In Hell’ series, each one of the stories is a standalone story, so you don't need to read all of them for it to make sense, in saying that there is a underling story about a guy called Sunny Hooper (Hoop) who is like a case worker for Hell. This book is a hell of a lot of fun (pun intended) and its satisfying seeing scumbags get what they deserve, and with a wide range of scumbags Hoop comes up with an equally wide range of punishments for each and every one of them. So if someone called Sunny Hooper comes up and says ‘Call me Hoop’ then, it’s too late for you, and he will be your tour guide down shit creek without a paddle. My favourite stories are Book 1: "A Little Bit County" by Drew Stepek and Book 10: "The Profile" by Ryan Harding, and Epilogue: "The Diner" by Drew Stepek, I think I like these the most because they have more story about Hoop himself, I can’t wait for season 2! Below is a list of the stories in this book and I have made a note for those which have animal cruelty and non-consensual sex. So if you want to avoid these stories but still want to read the others. Book 1: "A Little Bit County" by Drew Stepek Book 2: "The Skid Row Slugger" by Drew Stepek (a bit of animal cruelty to a rat) Book 3: "The Poser" by Drew Stepek Book 4: "Karen" by Lucy Leitner Book 5: "Skin Deep" by Lucas Milliron (non-consensual sex) Book 6: "Pink" by John Shupeck, Jr. Book 7: "Hell Week" by Lewis Kelly (non-consensual sex) Book 8: "Freak Fuck" by Peter Caffrey (non-consensual sex) Book 9: "The Scratching Post" by Dani Brown Halloween Special: "The Trap House" by Drew Stepek (animal cruelty) Book 10: "The Profile" by Ryan Harding Epilogue: "The Diner" by Drew Stepek Thank you Joe Spagnola, S.C. Mendes and Blood Bound Books for the opportunity to read a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.
United StatesIf Dude Tells You 'Call Me Hoop', You're Screwed.
So I'm reading this and saying to myself, yeah, these folks are real fuckin' scumbags. I mean you got Philly hitmen, killer Karens, and just the whole lot. And if Hoop shows up, (he's no debonair leading man, himself) shit is about to go down. An absolutely fun read that will leave you saying, 'What a bunch of assholes' But hey, they get what's coming to 'em.