I Got Crabs by KD Davies and J. Tarmac

Stranded miles from the mainland on a Government-run humanitarian operation, Graham Maynard finds an unexpected sense of tranquillity amid the freezing winds and harsh isolation. His task is grim but necessary: cleaning up a toxic spill caused by the Government’s own past expeditions.

But beneath the surface of this beautiful island, something far more primal begins to stir.

During his work, Maynard encounters a mysterious island girl - Elora, whose presence is as captivating as it is unsettling. She harbours a dark secret, one that seems inextricably tied to the island itself. As days pass, the fragile calm unravels. Disturbing events grow more frequent, more violent, building toward a catastrophe of unimaginable scale. When disaster finally strikes, only one person may hold the key to survival.

But will Elora be Maynard’s saviour… or his executioner?

This decapodic body-horror adventure is dark, bloody, grimy, and grotesque, capturing the raw splatterpunk spirit of Davies and Tarmac, with a sharp twist of dark comedy bubbling beneath the surface. Perfect for fans of the perverse, the depraved… and the crustacean.